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[Mainstream, Terra] -- "Huh?" by Defcom McCull'em Mainstream Media sources today denied rumors of news stories from real people, in the real world, finding their way into the bowels of the mainstream press before being burped out to make way for more of the same-old-same-old. Asked why the initial reports of eyewitnesses using words such as "explosion" were quickly buried in favor of the word "crash," sources replied, only one guy, somewhere in Canada, was awake at that hour, and he will soon be dead, so we can't really confirm the existence of those eyewitnesses, since no one wants to talk to them. Asked why initial accounts had "five" reporters being detained and why a rumor concerning the accidental death of "two" reporters, suddenly turned into "seven" reporters being detained, the sources would only comment, "These were only preliminary estimates, before we had a chance to talk to our media prisoners and explain the severity of what they would be facing if their stories were not 'politically correct'." Asked why statements by Fayed family members concerning their views that Dodi and Diana were 'offed' by the monarchy in a bid to thwart a gain in the political influence of sandnigger mobsters, mainstream media sources said, "We saw no need to cover old ground which had been dealt with on the Cypherpunks list, both before and after the event." Asked about the missing right wheel on the death vehicle, sources inferred that it was found on the stretcher that carried Diana to the hospital, next to the magic bullet that killed Kennedy. NotlyNewsMonger "All the news that gets you killed."