I'm an ex-captain of a football team and I used to beat me and all of me too when I was drunk. Here are 12 ways to a life full of happiness, joy and freedom. Tell your boyfriend to pick on something his own size, like his penis or brain because I think he is running on only one headlamp. Some are sicker than others. 1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol - that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics and to practice these principles in all our affairs. Tell him that he has a drinking problem, stop seeing him immediately and advise him to GET TO AN A MEETING! Sincerely, "Official Cyperpunks Dear Abbey Contributor" -----Original Message----- From: owner-cypherpunks@Algebra.COM [mailto:owner-cypherpunks@Algebra.COM] On Behalf Of Bobby Bob Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 5:54 AM To: cypherpunks@toad.com Subject: I'm a nineteen year old female who would like to hack into my ex-boyfriends computer. He's captain of the football team and he use to beat me and all the kids in the Audio/Visual club at school when he was drunk. Could you please tell me how to hack into a computer. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp