[via SomeMailingList] http://home.datawest.net/staym/commit.html Bit Commitment Blues by Mike Stay You think I got zero knowledge, But I know you done me wrong. Just commit to me baby, So's I can sing a happier song! One bit of commitment, That's all I really need, So send me your hashed answer And the random seed. I got the bit commitment, bit commitment blues. I got the (thump thump hmmm...) bit commitment blues. I ain't oblivious, darlin', And honey, I ain't blind. Don't need sublim'nal channels To read your cheatin' mind. I'll share a secret with you: I know you hand out a public key. But why's it to the apartment That you're sharin' with me? I got the bit commitment, bit commitment blues. I got the (thump thump hmmm...) bit commitment blues. You say you love me, baby, But you flirt with other guys. You say you want me, honey, But I see you wink your eye. You say you need me, Alice, Now forgive me if I sob; You know my name is Charlie, So quit hangin' out with Bob! I got the bit commitment, bit commitment blues. I got the (thump thump hmmm...) bit commitment blues.