SAHMD -- Prologue 8/0 --------------------- Note from a disinterested party: A quick perusal of the various chapters of "Space Aliens Hide My Drugs" indicates to me that Timothy C. May will be unable to understand the chaotic YoungEsque structure of this release of the manuscripts, whereas John F. Young will be unable to understand the serious, grounded basis of rationale behind the often confusing, shot-gun blatherings being perpetrated upon the reader (unless, of course, JFA reads it during one of his drug-free periods during which he maintains one of the most detailed and pertinent databases ever assembled, concerning the privacy, security, and freedom issues of the day). Thus I will take it upon myself to interpret the current Circle of Eunuchs manuscript which is being spammed upon the Cypherpunks mailing lists in the interests of ensuring that sanity and decorum do not gain the upper hand among the spooks, psychotics, sociopaths and nuclear physicists who use the list to vent male hormones which exceed the level which normal society finds acceptable. ***** For starters, "Space Aliens Hide My Drugs," although often spoke of by the Author as the title of h/is/er evenutal autobiography, was begun by an entity who was either attempting to provide cover-fire for the son of gomez during his TruthMonger Soft-Target Tour, or by an agent of a government agency which was monitoring that tour. Analysis of the opening chapters show conclusively that they were written on an early version of a Sperry computer, using WordPerfect 4.2. The computer in question had =~= 256K of RAM, situated on an add-in board. Prologue 1/0 ------------ Written by someone with a comprehensive knowledge of the Author's background, but with subtle self-denigrating slams against his character and history which suggest it was written by someone whose goal was to cast the Author in a negative light which goes far beyond that which the Author h/im/erself reveals in the process of viewing h/is/er life with basic objectivity. The increasingly violent rhetoric, combined with a challenge to a female member of the Cypherpunks whom the Author holds in the utmost respect, tends to confirm that this chapter was initiated, not by a fellow initiate into the Circle of Eunuchs, but by a member of one of the agencies monitoring h/im/er, in the hope that s/he would eventually 'take the bait' and continue h/is/er autobiography in an open and forthright manner which would lead to an increasing quantity of evidence concerning h/is/er state of mind which could be legally used during the course of government prosecution. Prologue 2/0 ------------ This was introduced by a post, allegedly from L. Reed, which seemed to have a purpose only of implicating Ms. Reed and J. Tolkoff in the writing and desemination of the SAHMD manuscript. Prologue 2/0, proper, is written from the point of view of someone who was surrupticiously monitoring CJ Parker's attendance at a Bay-Area Cypherpunks physical meeting. Its goal seems to be to legitimatize the character and activities of C2Net and its raghead leader, Sameer, in a way that goes totally contrary to the Author's view of them as shadowy entities in league with the Evil One. Prologue 3/0 & 3a/0 ------------------- All indications are that this chapter was written by, or under the direction of, Larry Joe Dowling, the Austin attorney who flew to Las Vegas to warn old Doc Parker that his autobiography had been set in motion by government entities which were working against his self-interests. Only Dowling would have likely been familiar with the persona known as Justin Case, a musician that Parker met only one time, at a late- night picking/drinking session at Dowling's residence outside of Austin. Only Dowling would have been likely to recognize the close affinity between "The Electronic Privacy Papers" and "Paper Prison." Prologue 4/0 ------------ Analysis of past communications between toto@sk.sympatico.ca and camcc@abraxis.com indicate that this chapter was written by Alec McCrackin, a Circle of Eunuchs member purportedly working as a CoE double agent, deep within the bowels (this week's 'catch phrase') of the BXA in Georgia, but actually a triple-agent working to expose the source and goals of the 'True Story of the InterNet' manuscripts, as well as a quadruple-agent working for MI9 and pulling down some serious money collecting all of those paychecks... Prologue 5/0 ------------ Written by Bianca, a CoE member renowned far and wide for a pair of stand-up titties that men would abandon thrones and fortunes for. "The Story Thus Far: (Or so we would have you believe...)" is a classical trademark of the woman who has 'monitored the monitors' since her initiation into the Circle of Eunuchs, and who has provided much of the insider information that is openly disseminated in 'The True Story of the InterNet" manuscripts, surrounded by details which seem outlandish and overblown to those who have never experienced the true depth of the mystery and intrigue taking place behind the scenes of what the average person views as reality. Prologue 6/0 ------------ This chapter was ghost-written by a resident of the Home For The Criminally Insane, who transcribed the barkings of the Author's dog, Baby (aka - MongrelMonger), who claims to be a Fox Terrorist. Baby is purported to be the inspiration behind the soon-to-be worldwide phenomena known as the Army of Dog. Prologue 7/0 ------------ Written by Kent Crispin, a CypherPunk who was torn between his work as a Government Schill (TM) and his obligations as a full initiate of the Circle of Eunuchs, until he received a private email from the Author, stating that Kent was welcome to 'rat me out' at any given point in time in order to protect his family, with the explaination from the Author that, 'I am expendable--that's my role in the CoE.' Prologue 8/0 ------------ This chapter was not written by me...it is an obvious forgery...