Tim May wrote:
I put a ballot in front of him, consisting of three open cans of cat food:
Gore: O
O : Buchanan
Bush: O
He spoiled his ballot by eating out of more than one can, though, so he has now brought in Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Tawana Brawley, and Morris the Cat to argue that he was confused and should be given a "do over."
Funny, I did sorta' the same thing here, only I got 3 cats and only one can of, er, "ballot". It was a landslide. Of course, these 3 (Mama Fritzi and her two offspring, P-Boy and Rachel) are feral cats never had no learnin' except the street. More than a bit spooky, and quick to strike out with fang and claw, also quick to disappear when strangers come. I trust their judgement. Mama Fritzi learnt 'em well -- always have a good deep hidey-hole, rip the shit outa' anybody lays a hand on you, and move fast. They guard me when I sleep.