Tim May wrote:
(Note to Greg Broiles: You will undoubtedly claim that I should check my facts more thoroughly before sending this message. When you start paying me $150 an hour (cheap by attorney's inflated fee schedules) I will promise to spend an extra 10-20 minutes per post doing Web searches to verify trivial details.)
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