At 12:25 pm -0500 on 11/14/97, Tim May wrote:
I had no "trouble" with Bob recently until he launched a major attack on one little phrase,
Straw. Camel. Back. Loon. Major Attack.
(I found one I hadn't deleted yet, the actual kick-off of this campaign: "Tim's Way Cool Latter-Day Farnham's-Freehold in the Santa Clara mountains.... a bunch of "freedom fighters" like the one you fancy yourself to be these days... instead of shoving your favorite Mac-10 up the nose of every statist treehugger you bump into out there in lotusland.... you won't have to clean the snot off the end of your gunbarrel so often...)
Ahhhh. Fine form I was, too. You shoulda been there, Tim... Upf! You *were* weren't you, you devil, you...
A charming way of making his point, eh?
Thankyouverramuch....
Some would call it "clever" writing.
*I*'d think so. I have the finest education that the nation-state can buy. I love state schools, don't you, Tim?
I call it just a string of insults. And not even as creative as Detweiler used to pull off.
Marvellous. Hettinga. Detweiller. Same thing. Yeah, right, Tim. Like I mail bomb the list with humongous screeds about Tentacles of Medusa... Opppppssss. Um, Anonymously. I mean... Oh. I get it. Detweiller's *more* creative than I am, so, then... Sigh. Well, gosh. Looks like ya got me, there, Tim. Detweiller *is* more creative than I am. I'm crushed, I have to tell ya...
His general writing style, liberally laced with what I think of as "New Wave Journalism" metaphors, is not my writing style, and I usually don't
Ah, c'mon, Tim "New Wave" was 10 years *after* when I learned to write like this. I came up in, you know, "the worst era of American Education since the invention of the Public School," remember?
have the patience to wade through his verbiage to find his actual points. Fine. His style is not mine. Neither is John Young's. Or Toto's. Or even Bill Stewart's. Such is life.
And, ladies and germs, another point of Tim's wanders off into the sunset, in search of cute little barnyard animals... Ooops. Sorry. Heh... Lost my train of thought...
But overly personal attacks which concentrate on Bob's apparent intense dislike of _my_ style (despite his overuse of disingenuous smileys, like ":-)"), is a different matter.
:-).
As Monty noted, "Physician heal thyself! Much of your discussion consists of ad hominem attacks with little content such as the paragraph quoted above."
Actually, I think we've handled the definition of "Ad Hominem", already (wait, there's a list of them somewhere... Oh, you've got it? Cool.). I'd call what I said, "needless vituperative insults", wouldn't you? (Wait, I've got a definition of "vituperative" somewhere... Never mind? Okay). Just feeding you back your own bullshit, Tim, and I've learned from a master. Reap what you've sown, Bunky.
I've tried to keep my replies to him brief.
Like this terse little missive I'm replying to? Please. However, if you are, maybe it's because you're at a loss for words. Maybe it's becaue you can't write anything new anymore? Black Helicopters got your toungue? I remember someone as much as a year ago, talking about how there aren't any more long essays on cypherpunks anymore. Oh. And someone else, a few days ago, saying something about how I wasn't posting? And now here, before I even took a *break*, you say I'm writing too *much*? The ganglia twitch...
It delights me that many of my brief replies have generated long, overwrought replies from him.
Everytime you throw a little crap at me, I park a dumptruck full on your front lawn? Fine by me...
Delights me as I skim them to get the gist of his insults, then send his missive into oblivion.
Ah. Good. They were meant to be skimmed. The subliminal messages will kick in at 12:02 pm, Thanksgiving Day. You'll have this uncontrollable urge to stand naked on on your front porch, with your arms outstretched exactly 1 inch apart, so the local sherrif's SWAT-Auxillary can handcuff you and take you to your new mate in a county jail somewhere... :-).
If Bob has objections or differences of opinion, fine.
Enormous ones. Absolutely. Damn straight. I used to think you were a grandstanding, name-dropping vituperatively marvelous son of a bitch, Tim, and I used to *love* your opinions. Now, however, *my* opinion is that you're just a loon. Big difference of opinion, there, did you catch it?
But he should not squander his reputation capital by foaming about my personal choices, by referring to snot running down my barrel,
Tim, Tim, Tim. To you think I would squander my reputation capital on just *anyone*? <BudLightMan> I *Love* you man...</BLM>
by claiming I said I was going to kill a judge, and other such lies.
No, Tim. You threatened a judge. Frankly, if I hadn't called you on *that* little episode, you'd probably have said worse, by now instead of denying up and down that you didn't say it, and, sooner or later, you'd have pissed off someone without the "proper" educational credentials, and an "inapprpriate" desire to play soldier. <Ooopsss. Is there an echo in here?>
And he really ought to tone down his "Hunter S. Thompsen wannabee" style of writing. It was old a couple of years ago.
Thompson, Tim. Thompson. Don't take the master's name in vain. Heck, he'd probably call me a Fucking Statist, like you will, soon enough. Anyway, my writing not nearly tired as your "there's a [statist] under every bush" is anymore, Mr. Welch. However right *those* guys might have been -- and, frankly, *you* were, until you started predicting the Immediate Destruction of the Republic, film at eleven. Or deciding that you're going to start the revolution all by yourself. <WhiningLiberalMode> *Frankly*, Tim, I think it's awfully *selfish* not having your *friends* there to help you stand at the barracades. </WLM> Oh. Tim? One more thing. My writing style, or lack of it, has nothing to do with the fact that everything I said, in your bad paraphrasing of that quote of mine up there, is stone cold truth. Right back atcha, Tim. To paraphrase you yourself said to me, "Get over it." Or, was it, "Get a life"? Cheers, Bob Hettinga ----------------- Robert Hettinga (rah@shipwright.com), Philodox e$, 44 Farquhar Street, Boston, MA 02131 USA "... however it may deserve respect for its usefulness and antiquity, [predicting the end of the world] has not been found agreeable to experience." -- Edward Gibbon, 'Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire' The e$ Home Page: http://www.shipwright.com/ Ask me about FC98 in Anguilla!: <http://www.fc98.ai/>