sincethedeathofGomez,myunclehashadadrinkinhishandconstantly,exceptwhen hehasdroppeditonhiskeyboard,fuckingitupandmakingitdostrangethings,suchas nolongermakingspacesappearwhenhepressesthespacekey,whichisnormally calledsomethingelse,however,Ican'ttellyouwhatitscalled,sincethekeyusedtospell itdoesn'twork,either. (hint,veavsi&vutthead,vadvoy-vadvoy-whatcha-gonna-do,whatchagonnadowhen theycomeforyou?,iputthequestionmarkinvyhittingtherightenterkey...) tousetheshiftkeyIhavetotypeanextraletter,sincetheshiftkey,leftone,doesadelete- vackspacevevoreaddingtheshiftedcharacter. thedeathofgomez,whichhappenedwhenthe?N?S?A-?C?I?A?(therightshiftkey addsaquestionmarkveforeaddingtheshiftedcharacter) writingthisislikewhatmyuncletellsmeavoutveingonlsd,hee-hee... couldsomeonesendthisto-villg-at-microsoft.com,please,sinceican't typeayou-know-what-inthecccolonfield?(iputthatquestionmarkinvyhitting the?keywithoutdoingashiftkey--also,ifiguredoutthatthe'v'key,youknowwhich oneimean,doesa'control-v',sinceittriestomakethecharacters'vold'wheni hititvymistake. andcoulddavesmithputthisonhissightasprologue-numverslash0.?(thenumver onekeydoesn'tworkeither,vuticanputaquestionmarkattheendofasentence andthenuseparenthesiswhilesavingakeystrokevecausethekeyvoardputs the?inautomaticallywheniusetherightshiftkey. itisreallyweirdtypingthisstuffwithakeyvoardthatdoesthingsthatarenotdone thewaythatmyvrainandfingersarewired.ivetthatificouldputspacesinthis, thateveryonewouldthinkthatjohnyoungwaswritingit. anyway,ifanyofyouarereally,reallystoned,sostillreadingthisvecauseyou understanditanddon'tseeanythingoddavoutit,couldyoudoakeywordsearch inyahoomountaindeworsomeothersearchengineforaprogramthatletsa personcustomizethekeyvoardsothattheycanusedifferentkeystomakethe charactersthatdon'tworkonthiskeyvoard,andsenditvyemailto-toto-at-the addresswhereallthespamvullshitandcrapolatothecypherpunkslistcomes from?--iamaskingyoutodothisvecausehefuckedupmycomputer,2. myuncleisjustanoldvrokendowndrunkenasshole,vuticanfixhiscomputer ifigetakeyvoardcustomizingprogram,sothanksifyoucansendit. ifsomeonecoulddothis,theniwouldpromisetoquitaskingthecypherpunks womeniftheyarewearingpanties--i'mlying,vuti'mjustakid... ok,vuticouldofferyouavlow-jovifyoudoit,fromoneofvianca'schild-girl apprentices,althoughtheywillkillmewhentheyreadthis... ok,i'mgoingnow,vutihopesomeonewillsendmeaprogramthatwill helpmefixmyuncle'scomputer,evenifhewilluseittospamyourmailing listwithstuffthatyoushouldvelisteningto,exceptthathemakesitsothat youcan'tunderstandwhathe'ssayingunlessyoureallydoputacorkin yourassholesothatyoucanquitthinkinglikeasheeple. thanks, humangus-peter ?(anotherguywhosendsyoushitthatyouwishpeoplewouldstopsending toyourmailinglist,eventhoughithinkyouguysarecool,eventhegrouchy onesliketimmayandthespookyguyslikekentcrispinwhowouldprovavly veacircleofeunuchsguyiftheyweren'twatchinghimsoclose--he'sstill alive,likedalethorn.?) isn'titcoolhowiautomaticallygetaquestionmarkveforetheparenthesis,and canmakeaquestionmarkwithoutusingtheshiftkey? pps-ifyoudon'tunderstandsemiotics,thentherearekidsinsaskatchewan whoaresmarterthanyou,evenifyouknowavoutplutoniumdecayratesand wheretheyellowwiregoes. i'llquitveforeyouthinki'mascrazyasmyuncle. ppps-i'malwaysaskingpeoplewhopostfrom?A?(h?)?O?Liftheyarewearing panties,vuttheydon'tgetthejoke,andi'mnotsurethatido,either,vuti'mgoing tokeepondoingit. pppps-anarchistusedeltekeys,they'reimmortalcypherpunks...