SchNEWS just couldn't make it up, last Sunday was the first annual walk for capitalism. Three dozen capitalists, (or two as the police saw it), walked through Westlake Park in Seattle waving signs such as "Help a starving child in Africa. Give him capitalism." "Make Money Not Class War." and "Capitalism is more important than democracy." - OK, these were held by anti-capitalist protestors, who infiltrated the march. Tym Parsons, the Seattle coordinator of WalkForCapitalism complained "We knew they had something in the works. Their aim was to infiltrate our organization and discredit it by way of parody." Er, SchNEWS reckons you did a good enough job of that yourself, with one passer by commenting "I find it all very amusing. I don't think I've ever seen a protest for capitalism before. Don't these people already have what they're fighting for?" The question is why did they choose to celebrate D2 (they've even nicked the names) with something as inefficient, ecologically sustainable and downright un-capitalistic as walking? SchNEWS reckons they would have also got more people onboard if someone had promised to bung each person who turned up #25 and a packed lunch (well that's the only reason us rent-a-mob lot ever bother turning up to demonstrations.) Have a laugh, look at their website: www.walkforcapitalism.org/