At 08:19 AM 10/13/01 +0000, Dr. Evil wrote:
Shaddap you idiot. Weren't you were the one claiming the Anthrax attacks were a hoax a few days ago.
They are not a hoax, not at all. However, contrary to the rumors flying around, they are not at all related to the events of 9/11. You have to look someplace further away than Afghanistan to find the source. Hint: why do you think it is taking them so long to analyze the DNA? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FROM EARTH!
Put the crack pipe down and get some fresh air, you need it. Do the world a favor, call artillery into your location and stay there to make sure it arrives on target. Reese
Do you think there is a coincidence in the timing of the anthrax situation and the enormous dust storm on Mars? Do you think that maybe this dust storm, which has been going on for three months, might be being used to CONCEAL something which is going on on the surface of the planet? Or do you think these two incidents are just another "coincidence"? Yeah, and I've got a bridge I can sell you.