17 Dec
2003
17 Dec
'03
11:17 p.m.
Phone Company Rep: "What's your Social Security number? Answer: "I don't have one. I'm Canadian."
Power Company Rep: "What's your Social Security number? Answer: "I don't have one. I'm Canadian."
Cable Company Rep: "What's your Social Security number? Answer: "I don't have one. I'm Canadian."
Doctor to Seasoned Citizen: "I can't treat you privately or I'll be barred from taking Medicare patients for two years." Answer: "Sure you can. I'm Canadian."
Now the question is: When they find out you lied will they care?