At 8:40 PM -0500 9/8/98, Eric Cordian wrote:
Thanks to anonymous we offer the arrest warrant and complaint against Carl Edward Johnson:
I conclude:
A. There actually exist federal investigators who have nothing better to do with their lives than read the complete writings of the Performance Artists Sometimes Known as "Toto," and engage in endless mental masturbation over the hidden messages they imagine to be contained therein.
He <allegedly allegedly allegedly> planted a bomb. Like Mr. Bell, this is a very dumb thing to do, especially when the bomb didn't go off.
B. When writing parody on the subject of AP, it is best not to employ the names of actual federal slackers, lest the clueless investigators actually believe them to be targeted in some fashion.
If they had a sense of humor, they wouldn't work for the government. petro@playboy.com----for work related issues. I don't speak for Playboy. petro@bounty.org-----for everthing else. They wouldn't like that. They REALLY Economic speech IS political speech. wouldn't like that.