5 Mar
2001
5 Mar
'01
8:42 p.m.
On Mon, 5 Mar 2001, Phillip H. Zakas wrote:
offer a pear in return.
or better yet, recall what happens in the movies when one encounters a 'naked magic woman holding an apple in the dark woods': bizarre death. Run in the other direction as fast as your legs could carry you, all the while letting out the primordal scream you know sounds feminine to the 'non-magical' (better than peeing your pants anyway.)
Peeing your pants is fine, so long as you don't whistle while you're doing it. Alex