From lauke31@prodigy.com Wed Dec 17 23:17:14 2003 From: lauke31@prodigy.com To: cypherpunks-legacy@lists.cpunks.org Subject: "Make your Mailbox an ATM Machine" Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 23:17:14 +0000 Message-ID: <19980313674HAA23717@post.erzwiss.uni-hamburg.de> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="===============8432375793910184416==" --===============8432375793910184416== Content-Type: text/plain; charset="utf-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable 


 MAKE YOUR MAILBOX YOUR CASH ATM   =20
                        MACHINE!
                                                                             =
 
           Immediately Mak=
e a Copy of this Letter, PRINT IT SAVE
           and READ again. I received this Letter 3 times before I dec=
ided
           to try it. I beat up on my self for not joining this group sooner

    =3D=3D=3DAdd your Name the our Mailing List and start Receiving Cash!=
=3D=3D=3D

Greetings:
Hopefully my name is still on the list below. I am a retired attorney and
 about two years ago, a man came to me with a letter. NOTE: This is not=20
a chain letter. THIS SERVICE IS 100% LEGAL! (Refer to TITLE 18,
 Section 1302 & 1342 of the U.S. POSTAL and LOTTERY LAWS).=20
The letter he brought me is basically the same letter you have in your=20
hands. He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was legal to do.=20
I told him I would review it and get back to him. When I first read the=20
letter my client brought me, I thought it was some kind of off-the wall=20
idea to make money. A week and a half later, we met in my office to=20
discuss the issue. I told him to make a small change in the letter and it=20
would be all right.

I was still curious about the letter, so he told me how it works.=20
I thought it was a long shot, so I decided against participating,=20
but before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated as to his
result. About two months later he called me to tell me HE HAD=20
RECEIVED OVER $800,000.00 IN CASH. I didn't believe him, so=20
he asked me to try his idea and find out for my self. I thought about it
for a couple days and decided I didn't really  have anything to lose,=20
so I asked him for a copy of the letter.  I followed the instructions
exactly, mailed out 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started
arriving!  It came slowly at first, but after about three weeks, I was=20
getting more mail  than I could open in a day. After about  three=20
months the money stopped  coming. I KEPT PRECISE RECORDS=20
OF THE EARNINGS AND AT THE END, IT TOTALED $868,494.00!

I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but anyone in the legal profession=20
will tell you, there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself
 if  things  work out, I would retire from the practice and play golf. I
decided
to try the letter again, but this time I sent 500 letter out. Well, three
months=20
later, I HAD TOTALED $2,344,178.00 ! I just couldn't believe it. I met=
 my=20
old client for lunch to find out how it worked. He told me there are quite a =

few similar letters going around. WHAT MAKES THIS ONE DIFFERENT
IS THE FACT THAT THERE ARE SEVEN NAMES INSTEAD OF FIVE 
LIKE MOST OTHERS.  That fact alone results in your name being on far=20
more return. The other factor was the help I gave him in making sure the=20
whole thing was  perfectly legal, since nobody wants to risk doing something =

illegal.

I'll bet by now you are curious to know what little change I told him to make.
Well, If you sent a letter like this out, to be legal, you need to actually
sell=20
something if you expect to receive a DOLLAR. I told him anyone sending=
=20
a dollar  back to him must receive something in return. So, when you send a
dollar to each  of the seven people on the list, you must include a slip of
paper=20
with the words:  "Please put me on your mailing list", include your, name,
mailing address, e-mail optional...=20

THIS IS THE KEY TO THE PROGRAM!!  THE IT=
EM YOU WILL RECEIVE
 FOR THE DOLLAR YOU SEND TO THE SEVEN NAMES IS YOUR NAME=20
ON THEIR MARKETING LETTER AND THE RIGHT TO EARN THOUSANDS ! !


   Follow the simple instructions below exactly, & in less than three months,
    you will receive over $800,000.00 GUARANTEED!!!!!!!!

1. Immediately send $1.00 to each of the seven people on the list below,=20
    wrap a dollar in a note saying, "Please add me to your mailing list"=20
    and include your name, mailing address , optional e-mail address.

2. Remove the names in the #1 position on the list and move the rest of
     the names up one position. Then place your name in the #7 position. =20
     This is best done by saving this to a text file and editing it yourself
     and saving the new edited copy. Or  typing a new list, (Only the names)
     taping or gluing over  the old ones.  Or by.  Be very careful when you t=
ype=20
     the address and proof read them.

=20
1. G. Paul, 314 Sidney Martin St., Lafay=
ette, LA 70507
2. I.A. Goodspeed, 33080 Brockway St, Union City, CA 94587=20
3. M. Alfred, P.O. Box 33366, San Antonio, Texas 78265
4. Ophelia Williams, 1250 E. Alexander St, Lafayette, LA 70501=20
5. Ed.. Bronsc, 9824 South Western Avenue  #321, Evergreen Park, IL 60805
6. ABC Sales, 12541A South Western, Box 4, Blue Island, IL 60406
7. S. Andrews, 89 Park Street, Rear Building #2, Montclair, NJ  07042


3. When you have completed the instructions, you have the option of mailing=20
    your New Letter out in two ways: (1) by e-mail or  (2)Through the=20
    U.S. Postal Service.  Either way will bring big payoffs. This letter has
    been proven perfectly legal for both ways as long as you follow the above
    instructions, because you are purchasing membership in an exclusive=20
    mailing list.=20

To mail this out over the Internet,.  All you have to do is order several
hundred thousand e-mails from a provider like the one below. Also you can go =
to the
members directory in AOL and there you can collect thousands of names for=20
free.  However, you will need a utility to collect these names from AOL. As=20
a Member of AOL, go the Keyword, there is a free software utility under BPS=20
software called Power tools. This will allow you to cut and paste e-mails .
 Remember it does not cost anything to mail on the Internet.  Or you can get =

a Mass Mail Network to mail it out in large  volumes for you.  We highly
recommend this one.  They always email more  than you purchase and their=20
 address are fresh.  Mail this letter to them with your name and address in
the  Position # 7 above.  A good one to use is:

Global Frontiers Marketing
732-728-0064
They are fair and do a good job of mailing to lots of internet providers.

4. We have a Fresh List of AOL Email address ready to use. These  addresses=20
    are downloaded weekly. 50,000 AOL E-mail addresses $7.50; 100,000/ $10.00
    you also get a Free Mailer with and order of 100,000 e-mails
    These addresses are on 3 .5  Disk.
          Ebran Marketing
          9824 South Western
          Suite 321
          Evergreen Park, IL 60805
5. If you are going to use the traditional U.S. Postal Service to do this=20
     program, you will want to make copies of this letter at a copy center
      (kinkos copy service) and  order a minimum of  500 names (1000 is best)
       from a mailing list company.

Ebran Marketing, 9824 S. Western Ave, Suite 321, Evergreen Park, IL 60805
     500/ $15.00    1000/ $20.00

These two also have effective lists:
     Avon Distributors ~ P.O. Box B11 ~ Shelly, ID 83274 ~ (800) 992-3866
      DataLine ~ P.O.Box 7348 ~ Omaha, NE 68107 ~ (800)497-2912

(A) While waiting for you list to arrive, place your copies in envelopes,=20
stamp, and seal them. DO NOT PUT YOUR RETURN ADDRESS ON
THE ENVELOPES! This will only pique the curiosity of the receiver.
 (B) When your mailing list arrives, place a label on each of your
envelopes and drop them in the mail box. Within 90 days, you will receive
over $800,000.00 in cash !!! * Keep a copy of this letter so you can use
 it a second time. Mail it out again in about six months but mail it to the
addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work again, only much better!

BE SURE TO MAIL $1.00 TO EACH OF THE NAMES ON THE LIST=20
ABOVE.  INTEGRITY AND HONESTY WILL MAKE THIS PLAN WORK. 
And together WE WILL ALL PROSPER.

Here's how the system works: Assume for example you get a 7.5% return rate,
which is very conservative. My first attempt was about 9.5% and my second
was over 11%.
1.When you send out 200 letters, 15 people will send you $1.00 =3D $15.00 =

2.Those 15 mail out 200 letters each and 225 people send $1.00 =3D$225.00<=
/B>
3.Those 225 mail out 200 letters each and 3,375 people send $1.00=3D$3,375=
.00
4.Those 3,375 mail out 200 letters each and 50,625 people send
$1.00=3D$50,625.00 
5.Those 50,625 mail out 200 letters each and 759,372 people send
$1.00=3D$759,372.00

At this point your name drops off the list...but so far you have=20
received $813,612.00

It works every time, but how well depends on how many letters you send
out. In the example above, you mailed out 200 letters, if you had mailed
out 500 letters, you would have received over $2,00,017.
NOW, just think if you send out 50,000 to 100,000 e-mails and you only get
1.5 to a 3% response and each person responding send out another 50,000 to
100,000 with the 1.5 to 3% response.  Now you see you can easily reach the
$800,000 plus with little effort on your part. (Check the Math Yourself)

 With this kind of possible return, you have got to try it.Try it once and you
will do it again!!!!.  Just make sure you send a DOLLAR to each of the=
 seven
 names on the list with a note to be added to their mailing list. Follow the
above
 instructions exactly, you will have SUCCESS!!!!!!

PS: You have read this far, so let me ask you one simple question:
     What do you have to loose?
     Just $7.00, but with a little effort on your part, you can gain over
$800,000

EVERYBODY ON THE LIST NEEDS EVERYBODY'S HELP.=20

TRY IT NOW ! ! Place your name on our mailing List by sending your $1.=
00=20
to each of the 7 names above today.

Within about 14 days you will need help counting your $1.00 bills