On Nov 24, 2017 06:33, "Georgi Guninski" <[1]guninski@guninski.com>
   wrote:

   On Fri, Nov 24, 2017 at 06:07:55AM -0200, Cecilia Tanaka wrote:
   > with the mucous membranes...  Even when using a condom, there are
   great
   > chances of contamination.

     Indeed. Especially when the condom is controlled by the Internet of
     Things.

   Georgi, my dear, stop giving me interesting silly ideas, please.  A
   crazy friend of mine and I visited a sex shop only to see if there are
   sex toys and condoms which can be used in fun experiences with IoT.
   Now, all the times when I say a very stupid thing  (like "oh, I am
   seriously thinking about becoming vegan again!"),  my friend uses a
   huge fluorescent green dildo to beat on my head.  It's pretty
   embarrassing, specially in public places, like my favorite vegan
   restaurant and the most important avenue of my city  (Paulista
   Avenue),  meh!  :P
   Maybe I will return tonight or tomorrow morning to the hospital for
   more and more boring exams.  My troll friend wants I take "Long Dong
   Green", the fluorescent dildo, with me to make me company.  I still
   prefer my teddy bear, ugh!  :P
   *  PS for Juan:  - I think you would like this book, dear.  There are
   some documents in 'nihongo' and the book is pretty interesting.  Well,
   at least for me!  :)
   "THE EMPEROR'S CODES - Bletchley Park's Role In Breaking Japan's Secret
   Cyphers", by Michael Smith.
   [2]https://imgur.com/gallery/o2CqL

References

   1. mailto:guninski@guninski.com
   2. https://imgur.com/gallery/o2CqL