#  Why is a racist like a bad dog?  Both mark their territory with
   shit.
   #  A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff.  Who wins?
   Society.
   #  How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?  100.  1 to
   change the bulb and 99 to deny it ever happened.
   #  What do you call a racist abortion centre?  Crime stoppers.
   #  What’s the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge?  The
   bucket.
   #  What’s the difference between a ghost and a racist?  One is a
   sheet-wearing spook who tries to scare people out of their homes, and
   the other one is a dead guy.
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   ​"The future cannot be predicted, but futures can be invented."​