The best part of all the text was:

   "Signed: Zenaan Harkness

   (let's not flood the mailing list with endorsements - if someone
   considers it relevant, create an endorsements website)"

   The flood is so intense that Brazil is inundating, help!!!  Only the
   Russia, Putin, Schneier and Chuck Norris will survive in face of such
   pretension!!!  :-o