In lieu of the covert comic, some humor for a list that's often...
   contentious. Enjoy, if you dare venture to the Twit-light Zone.
   [1]https://twitter.com/FreudCyber
   Choice quotes:
     * Cryptanalysis is, in essence, a cure through love and mathematics.
     * The hacker has a number of representations for the erection of the
       male genital that may be called symbolic, such as "privilege
       escalation".
     * Furthermore, to the male hacker, the female genital is represented
       by TCP ports, cryptographic tokens, and input buffers.
     * Bad security serves to arouse sexual inquisitiveness, which always
       strives to restore the sexual object by uncovering the hidden data.
     * The super-user retains the character of the father. The more
       powerful the Oedipus complex was, the more elevated its privileges
       will be.
     * A hacker's mental life can be described in terms of the id and the
       super-user. The super-user emerges when the id retreats, becomes
       zero.

References

   1. https://twitter.com/FreudCyber