"- Sell our culture"
   "- autonomy"
   haha, that's a good one.  Only a job recruiter could smile while
   spouting nonsense like that.
   -daniel

        That already exists ([1]clearancejobs.com and others). There are
     actually
     tons of ads all over DC for these services, most notably the "Life
     of a
     Secret Squirrel" series.  Really:
     [2]https://www.flickr.com/photos/clearancejobs/8634488049/in/photost
     ream/
        DC is a weird place sometimes.

References

   1. http://clearancejobs.com/
   2. https://www.flickr.com/photos/clearancejobs/8634488049/in/photostream/