[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

crowds of workers pass each other in hallway

worker 3 (passing worker 4, walking in similar direction): "It's scary
that the world is ending."
worker 4 (starts walking with worker 3): "Yes, but since the world
isn't ending, we can relax!"
worker 3 (nodding wisely and understandingly): "I know, but --"
(looking really frightened!)
worker 4: "no no! we have to tensely relax!"
1902 (mistake i think)
8/24
1903 (CDT texas i think)