[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

exotic jokes

traffick boss and zombie government worker have machine guns and
approach player on street
aims machine gun at your ass
player is scared, quaking, arms in air
"nobody wants to be shot in the ass -- and that's why we're not going
to shoot you in the ass."
gun is moved away from ass
[missing: head]
"nobody wants a loaded gun aimed at them -- and that's why we're not
loading the gun"
empties gun of munitions
"nobody wants to have their wallet stolen at gunpoint -- and that's
why we're not taking your wallet"
zombie government worker hands you $5

the mind-controlled duo moves on
player is in shock but has $5