[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

[x3-] traffic-boss-on-a-plane it's like snakes on a plane but it's traffick boss
'too many fucking traffick bosses on these fucking planes' or something ?

traffick boss mouths a cigar while flying [to see the muffin man?] on
tropical islands

you might ask, why --
2000 -0500 2023-01-08

but it's important to traffick boss to visit mr muffin.

flashback to last week
traffick boss is on phone in office

traffick boss: "hello, is this mr muffin man? this is rebel worker 2.
i wanted to talk to you about --"

traffick boss looks at phone
2001

traffick boss [on phone]: "anyway, my name is rebe--
2001