[ot][spam][writing][crazy] Non-Canon Traffick Boss Spinoffs - The Reboot

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Hell Adventure

Some criminal decided to be irritated at you, and you tripped and fell
into Hell.

There is, however, benefit to being in Hell -- you can learn things
nobody else knows, and after some thousands of years bring these
things to Heaven and help everybody.

You also have a unique opportunity to mediate peace between Heaven and
Hell once you escape the fire and brimstone.

You are in Hell Room 4,392.

There is a brimstone geyser here, searing your butt.
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