[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss [to spectating real schizo nerds]: "say something! get into it!"

traffick boss flexes his muscles and punches his fist to his hand and
bounces up and down a little

"schizo" nerd: "uhhhh"

"schizo" nerd 2: "you can't hurt us! we're just holograms!!! nya nya!"

traffick boss is infuriated!

he runs back at the holograms to hit them again