[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i want to give you a chocolate icecream cone OR NOT!
maybe giving you a chocolate icecream cone would be too crazy !!!!

maybe we should refrain from doing crazy things !!!!!

maybe i just want to be kind to you. rather than pretending you're
somebody in particular or that chocolate icecream cones are relevent
at all !