[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i mean if you're smoking a cigar and holding a machine gun and flying
out of a wormhole
you could do it just about anywhere and people would be intimidated!

he flies out at an antitrafficking and antiweapons conference for enforcers

he hits a wall with his helmet and is unharmed because of wearing it!
he tumbles to the ground, crumples, then quickly stands up and fixes
his hair and smiles winningly, holding his machine gun intimidatingly
and smoking his cigar