[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

the lower half of boss stands up
the legs stretch to the sky like boss is standing

one lifts down and picks up a bow that robots quickly assemble themselves into
one leg pulls down the string, while the other holds an arrow in place
but then they jiggle and fall and everything tumbles