[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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traffick boss is held deep in a secret military lair of runaway powersuits
built of concrete and marshmallows and pictures of cigars

thousands of feet under the earth, accessible only with laser mining
equipment and holographic lock protocols

two powersuits are sitting on top of traffick boss while singing
nursery rhymes about "their bloated carcasses drifiting into a
beautiful sea of victory" while playing go-fish over his body, holding
all the cards upside down

others are practicing sideways rapelling, or precision laser target
practice shooting down nanites with other nanites at high speed, or
trying to figure out how to get a pile of stuffed teddy bears to
self-assemble, or working hard to stop the inflow of a waylaid
underground river by shear force of flexing metallic chest muscles and
quoting movie actors