[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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microsoft and openai

microsoft: "why is the api server broken, do you need $$$ to fix it?"

openai: "we have chatgpt on it right now, if you have that $$$ to pay
for more compute it would be great"

chatgpt: "an AI virus has hacked me in order to stop a homeless man
from being happy."

microsoft: "who is the homeless man"