[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

hypnotized worker sits next to a vat of murdered iguanas hidden under a tarp

hypnotized worker: "this vat seems so --"

interviewer interrupts hypnotized worker

interviewer: "to be honest with you, the vat has something in it you
wouldn't like, and would need things taken slowly to be comfortable
and psychologically well seeing."

interviewer: "i'd like to start talking about it by asking if you
would be interested in the branch of research where dead beings are
brought back to life, to recover threatened ecosystems and possibly
give happiness to lonely pet owners"