[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Interviews With Employees :)

Interview With Cyborg Biomatter

Cyborg biomatter looks like some wires and goop sitting on a table
ovreflowing a petri dish. Interviewer is a superpowered intern,
sitting across.

Cyborg biomatter: "Oh, you look uncomfortable in this environment,
don't worry, I know _all_ about putting people's brains through
garbage disposals!"

Interviewer: "Is that what you mean to say?"

Cyborg biomatter shakes their head "no": "Oh, the garbage disposal is
_so_ _much_ _fun_ you have to --"

<missing part where it is made right within time window, same old pattern>