[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

rewind

boss and politican are having bloodbath

knock on door

boss: "who the fuck could be knocking on the door"

superpowered intern: "excuse me! politician feels uncomfortable and i
want to rescue him. i have infinite superpowers and attempting to stop
me will fail -- _however_ i also want to rescue boss!"

superpowered intern opens the door

boss: "what the fuck!"

superpowered intern [to politician]: "is this okay, me rscuing you like this?"

politician: "uhh, please protect me from boss while i think about it!"

superpowered intern goes to politician [in bloodbath, holding unsigned
contract absolving boss of murder] and protects them from boss,
folding arms

boss folds arms at superpowered intern too

boss: "if it matters, wealthy investor has me by the balls here, and --"