[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Why is MCBoss telling jokes?
A: Why does MCBoss do anything? Obviously he considered it, it got
interpreted as urgent commands for world war by his AI, and then a
bunch of global leaders starting hiring him to do it more to protect
their investments.