[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss turns to Hairdresser.

Boss: "You are my top researcher. Give me the device for making bricks
intangible this instant."

Hairdresser looks at Boss, filled with fear.

Hairdresser [knee-jerk habit]: "Yes, sir! Right away!"

Hairdresser walks briskly in the direction of transport to the research wing.