[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Who is MCBoss for real?
A: I forget.

Q: No, really, who is MCBoss?
A: I figured it out! Somebody it stimulates forgetfulness to think about!

Q: Why does it stimulate forgetfulness to think about MCBoss?
A: High-frequency trauma, a special kind of energy weapon that can
transmit matter across space-time.

Q: Is high-frequency trauma really a special kind of energy weapon
that can transmit matter across space-time, and can I take a ride on
it to the moon?
A: No, and please please don't.