[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

intern [through megaphone]: “mr mcboss! you are suffering! your out of
control business enterprises have made you grow this large!”

mcboss looks at intern, at first in anger, and then thinks.
mcboss: “you’re right! you’re right …”
he puts his head in his hands and begins shrinking. the intern ropes
out of the way.