Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

> MCBoss meets with TV Cameraman.
>
> MCBoss: "I'm trying to figure out how we can rescue people without
> alerting human traffickers to the rescue avenues."
>
> TV Cameraman aims camera at MCBoss.
>
> MCBoss: "I was thinking maybe if we announced freedom events very soon
> prior to their time of happening, without warning?"
* a completely different event every time

MCBoss: "Am I the right person to do this, as the boss of mind control?"