[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

flower bombs fly through the air unexploded

script-kiddies run around everywhere, hacking voting machines,
installing doom on them
people port vicuna to voting machines and get them to chat with users
and talk about who they're voting for
the machines end up telling the users to seek therapy, and the code
has them write votes in themselves