[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

zombie government worker is shrunk to be a tiny piece in a large board
game run by Boss With Cognitive Damage, his godlike hero

Giant Boss In the Sky [over tiny zombie government worker, a small
piece on a gameboard]: "Awiba!"

Zombie Government Worker looks around at the game board around him. He
is a small plastic piece, but he can look and move and think and talk.
There are other small plastic pieces nearby.

The sound of his Boss saying "awiba" echoes off the hills and within his heart.