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How To Use Tor To Sneak Up On An Enemy Soldier In A Mine Field

1. install tor
2. do lots more things for setting up tor
3. tell tor to connect to the enemy. tor will try to make a “circuit”
to plot a route, but it may fail if t( enemy is a physical soldier
rather than an ip address, and it may route through tor nodes rather
than around mines
4. jump on the enemy