Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Everybody [including Boss]: "YAYYY!!!!!"

Everybody starts piling into the helicopter.

Boss [settling into a hypnotic habit]: "Wheeee -- !"

Superpowered Intern [to everybody]: "What would you rather do than,
um, did you say decimate communities?"

Rebel Worker: "Yeah, it's one of the terms for the political influence
our toplevel executives work with. There can be genocide involved --"

Hairdresser Experimentee: " -- but usually it's covered up. I'd really
love to do all sorts of things --"

Superpowered Intern: "That sounds so intense!"

Rebel Torturer looks sad.

Hairdresser Experimentee looks at Rebel Torturer.

Hairdresser Experimentee: "Say what you were going to say before."

Rebel Torturer: "Oh uh .. !"