[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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boss[to a hunk of cardboard with an image of a computer printed on it
and machine learning marketer hiding behind the cardboard]: “computer,
design for me a timeline where mt vivisection research project, and my
dominance over the world, continue and increase forever and forever”

machine learning markete [hiding behind cardboard]: