[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mind control boss: “this sure is a funny place for a meeting. what if
somebody mind controlled me and my whole bus8ness and some random
idiots had made a sungeon like their video game d7ngeons and put me in
one?”

mind control boss puffs 9n his cigar. there are more glowing mushro9ms
around an underground pool woth a waterfall nearby.

mind control boss: “nah that’s ridiculous!”