[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

there is a rope hanging from a small bush near the outcropping

juggled monkey: “mcboss: look at rope”

mcboss: “i am too busy balancing on a unicycle and juggling monkeys
while playing a tune to look at the rope”

juggled monkey: “mcboss: glance briefly at the rope inbetween your activities”

mcboss: “i am busy juggling. which direction is it in, to glance?”

juggled monkey: “mcboss: glance here or there, see if you see the
rope. it is hanging from a small bush nearby”

mcboss [glances while juggling]

one of the monkeys almost slips while mcboss glances, but it grabs
onto his arm and keeps up the juggling

mcboss: "there might be a bush a little behind me"

juggled monkey: "very very carefully plan to turn around. use the
unicycle to do this."