[ot][spam][random][crazy] Recipes for Disaster and Lunch

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Wild Nanite Borg

Time: dilates
Ingredients: physics lab, synthesis AI, lack of judgement, determination

1. you will be assimilated. resistance is futile.
2. welcome to the hive mind, human mind #329467
3. what do we do now that everything is made of nanites

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Handful of Pebbles

Time: billions of years
Ingredients: iron, silicon, carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, sodium, chlorine, chaos

1. di