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[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

On Sun, Mar 6, 2022, 9:47 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many
<gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:

> Researcher 37: "How are we going to measure the subject's behavior of
> spreading traumatic nicotine addiction, if there is no nicotine in the
> air?"
>
> Researcher 36: "The air is full of nicotine."
> Researcher 36 presses one of the buttons, and Boss's limbs begin
> jerking. He kicks the chair away from under himself and falls to the
> ground. Some foamy material leaves his mouth.
> Researcher 36: "Just like every other experiment?"
>


[experimentee activists are firmly not ok with this. speak on computer
display that nobody ever deserves this, not the devil himself (who is
indistinguishable from boss), and that projects that spread the problem
will be halted. possible: a bundle of organs and wires takes control of
boss and uses him to slowly travel and make the world right, as the only
thing that understands his mind.]


> Researcher 38 [taken aback]: "This is the data we've been working with?"
>
> Researcher 36 looks at Researcher 38 as if the experiment were in jeopardy.
>
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