[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Scientific Engineering Work

Hairdressers and Zombie Engineers are everywhere.

TV Interviewer: "So, tell me how you made the giant space laser pull
up the daisies without hurting them."

Hairdresser: "It was a miracle of " [looks at notes] " constructive
interference. The chambers in the space laser get very, very hot, you
see ..."