[ot][spam] random adventure

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

> look around

You are in Mutating Room 1. There are exits to the east, west, north, and south.

> west

There is a vending machine here. A turning passageway ascends sharply northwest.

> ask vending machine for soda pop

Vending Machine: "<whirr> <clank>"

> tell vending machine to turn into a giant reckless warbot

The vending machine rattles quizzically at you. A single arm carrying
a high-powered laser sprouts out of one side of it.

The arm moves around a bit, every now and then firing its laser at a
part of the cavern wall. When it does this, limestone shrapnel flies
around a little.

> tell the vending machine you made a mistake. the instructions were meant for somebody else.

The vending machine dispenses 1 bottle of Soda Pop.

> take soda pop

You add the bottle to your inventory. You now have three thousand
seven hundredy thirty one bottles of soda pop.